|We start in what looks like a park where Melissa West, a curvy blonde cutie with fake but well crafted boobies, is doing some jumping jacks while Herchel Savage looks on. It seems that coach Savage is training the Deep Crack High cheerleader for the "National Cheerleading Trials", the college version of which must be that stimulating ESPN show that I, and Mr. Dick, have enjoyed for many years (I recommend it for the porn consumer on a budget.) Along comes "Spamone", played by Dave Hardman, to find out what his girlfriend is up to. Spamone appears to be the comic relief at Deep Crack High, a real brainless and obnoxious surfer dude who can't stop saying "man." Nobody can believe that a piece of first class ass like Melissa is actually Spamone's girlfriend, so he has her suck his dick in plain sight to prove it. Now that we know the truth, Savage opportunistically moves in to get his schlong serviced too. Blowjobs won't satisfy the hunger, however, so they get in the car and drive to the Coach's place which he advises is happily devoid of his wife.